then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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