The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Two words: nipple clamps
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