So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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