none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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