Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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