SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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