MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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