I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
you win again, gameday.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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