Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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