On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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