so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
