just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
