Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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