this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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