There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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