I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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