their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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