Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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