I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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