hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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