Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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