"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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