me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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