i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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