Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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