So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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