She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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