I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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