question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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