I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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