so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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