No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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