So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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