i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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