When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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