Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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