did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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