all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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