But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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