So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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