But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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