he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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