butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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