I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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