I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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