your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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