bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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