so that wasnt chicken after all
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize