Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
third nipple confirmed
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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