my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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