normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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