But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
