I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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