Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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