Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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