try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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