first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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